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September 21, 2008

Pastafarians 1, Phelps 0

Pastafarian pirates did some great work countering a protest by the Phelps hatemongers, as described by the Arkansas Times (h/t: Friendly Atheist):

...the cuckoo Phelps hate group walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying "God hates shrimp -- Leviticus" and "God hates cotton-polyester blends" stood opposite them... [...]

With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group -- with a child in tow, sadly -- picked up their "fag" epithets and went away. Pitiful.

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(photo by Brian Chilson)

Oh my FSM, that's the Best. Counter-protest. Ever.

links:
Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church
Pastafarians and the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

June 25, 2008

Westboro Baptist douchebags

The infamous "god hates fags" asshats from the Westboro Baptist Church have announced (h/t: Friendly Atheist) their intention to picket the funeral of George Carlin, who they refer to as a "filthy blasphemer" and an "obscene potty-mouth skeptic, agnostic, and profane atheist."

Ooh, those are some really hurtful insults...if they hadn't waited until Carlin died to call him names, he would have given them a verbal smackdown from which they'd never recover! I wish they would just crawl back under whatever pew they came from, and stop spreading their ignorance and hatred.

How sad that Carlin's friends and family will now have their ceremony tainted by WBC's presence.

June 24, 2008

Robert Price: The Reason-Driven Life

amazon.com

Price, Robert. The Reason-Drive Life: What Am I Here on Earth For? (Amherst, NY: Prometheus, 2006)

As a freethinker, the publications of Prometheus Books are well-represented on my bookshelves; Robert Price's The Reason-Drive Life may just be the best I've read so far. Written as "a direct rebuttal and alternative to" (p. 21) Rick Warren's best-selling The Purpose-Driven Life, Price's book is far more than a simple criticism of Warren in particular--or even of fundamentalism in general.

The Reason-Driven Life is full of interesting tidbits and mini-lessons in theology, the most interesting of which is Chapter 26, "Satan's Sunday School." In it, Price--a professor of both Biblical Criticism and Theology & Scriptural Studies--shows Christianity's debt to Zoroastrianism in the development of Satan's backstory. Much of what Christians "know" about the history and character of Satan (as with the Catholic-invented Purgatory) is either of extra-Biblical origin or the product of rather questionable Biblical interpretation.

Price weaves the stories of various Apocrypha (The Testament of Reuben, The Apocalypse of Moses) into his book, along with plenty of quotes from Eric Hoffer's The True Believer, Nietzsche's Thus Spake Zarathustra, and Hugh Prather's Notes to Myself. The scholarship serves Price's goal quite well, and leads him to solid critiques of Warren's pseudo-knowledge. Here are but two examples:

...let me remind you that Rick Warren is happy to quote from no less than fifteen different translations or paraphrases of the Bible. You know what that means, don't you? They are so different that he has a lot of shopping to do before finding one that will make the Bible appear to say what he wants it to teach. (p. 28)

There is only so far one can go plumbing the depths of the Bible when one reads it in the completely ahistorical, out-of-context manner Reverend Warren does in The Purpose-Driven Life. It is apparent he is utterly innocent of even the most basic facts of criticism. [...] What an irony that the fundamentalist champions of the Bible seem to care nothing for the text, but only for those doctrines and devotional "promises" they pry out of it. And when the Bible does not actually yield the requisite slogans and the desired devotional idiom, they will rewrite the text so that it does. (p. 348)

In a similar vein, Price's comment that "Rick Warren makes Robert Schuller look like Nietzsche" (p. 106) brought a smile to my face. Lest any reader accuse Price of nefarious atheistic intent, he goes out of his way to clarify his attitude toward the Bible:

I love the Bible. I have devoted my life to the study of it. I wrote one PhD dissertation on the various evangelical theories of biblical authority, and a second one focusing on themes in Luke and Acts. None of this means my views must be correct. But it does show I do not approach this sensitive topic as an opponent of the Bible. Just the reverse. (p. 226)

Also worth pondering are Price's rebuke to Brother Lawrence about "practicing the absence of God" (p. 122) and this passage on the "spirituality of beauty," which is my Quote of the Day:

Did you know there is a spirituality of beauty? It is what many cultured, secular people cultivate instead of overtly religious worship. It fills the same need. [...] There are certain poems that are a revelatory experience for me. The spine tingles and the soul marvels that words can be so associated. Great music awakens something within and stirs it up. Art causes you to transcend yourself, and that, in religious terms, is a reaching up of the soul to God. (p. 140)

All in all, Price's The Reason-Driven Life is a great read; I recommend it both to those who have read Warren's book and to those--such as myself--who have not.

April 29, 2008

persecution complexes

I've long marveled at the Christianists' tendency to misrepresent any criticism of their agenda as "persecution" despite their religion's solid majority among both the American electorate and the governing class. Elizabeth Castelli's piece on "Persecution Complexes" has the best definition that I've seen of this tactic:

"...a broader and growing trend in political discourse as it emerges from certain branches of right-wing political Christianity [that] mobilizes the language of religious persecution to shut down political debate and critique by characterizing any position not in alignment with this politicized version of Christianity as an example of antireligious bigotry and persecution."

It's a long article, but Castelli does great work analyzing the Justice Sunday/"War on Christians"/Battle Cry mentality. Understanding the "massive movement that sees itself as victimized minority" is no less important now than it was at the height of the Religious Right's ability to set our national agenda. Now that their influence is waning--and their control of the levers of power is diminishing--they may become ever more desperate.

April 21, 2008

Pastor Byrd proves Obama right

The sign:

jonesville church sign

The quote:

"His name is so close to Osama I have a feeling he might be Islamic therefore he doesn't recognize Christ," Pastor Byrd said.

The commentary:

* Pastor Byrd is a dunce.

* Median household income in Jonesville fell 17% between 2000 and 2005, from $22,227 to $18,500. That's well below the median for South Carolina ($39,316) and for the US ($44,389). In other words, the economics being pushed by Bush, McCain, and the rest of the Republican Party has absolutely devastated this community.

* Many members of the Jonesville Church of God will vote for McCain because they are prejudiced against either blacks, Muslims, or both. The people who will do this are morons.

* This just confirms what Barack Obama has said about voters in places like Jonesville.

I have nothing to add.


FYI, this is what Obama said two weeks ago:

"...our challenge is to get people persuaded that we can make progress when there's not evidence of that in their daily lives. You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it's not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

Byrd has indeed proven him right.

March 24, 2008

Obama's Wright stuff

Political junkies have been awash in Pastor Jeremiah Wright's inflammatory remarks (the Washington Post has a selection of them) for weeks, and Barack Obama responded admirably last Tuesday with a speech on race entitled "A More Perfect Union." Here are three passages from his speech which spoke most clearly to me about Obama's optimistically liberal patriotism:

I am the son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas. [...] I am married to a black American who carries within her the blood of slaves and slaveowners - an inheritance we pass on to our two precious daughters. I have brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, uncles and cousins, of every race and every hue, scattered across three continents, and for as long as I live, I will never forget that in no other country on Earth is my story even possible.

This was one of the tasks we set forth at the beginning of this campaign - to continue the long march of those who came before us, a march for a more just, more equal, more free, more caring and more prosperous America. I chose to run for the presidency at this moment in history because I believe deeply that we cannot solve the challenges of our time unless we solve them together - unless we perfect our union by understanding that we may have different stories, but we hold common hopes; that we may not look the same and we may not have come from the same place, but we all want to move in the same direction - towards a better future for of children and our grandchildren.

I would not be running for President if I didn't believe with all my heart that this is what the vast majority of Americans want for this country. This union may never be perfect, but generation after generation has shown that it can always be perfected. And today, whenever I find myself feeling doubtful or cynical about this possibility, what gives me the most hope is the next generation - the young people whose attitudes and beliefs and openness to change have already made history in this election. [all emphases mine]

Obama recognizes the debt he owes to our nation, but tempers this with a humble acknowledgment of his place in history and its long arc toward justice. I consider these sentiments to be more important than race in understanding Obama's candidacy, although his denunciation of Wright's words made the remainder of the speech politically necessary.

We liberals can't excuse blame-America-first comments from Wright that we deplore when coming from Robertson, Falwell, and D'Souza. We need to look clearly at those statements, ignore partisanship, and make our assessment on principle instead of politics. We need to be no less diligent in condemning offensive divisiveness from our friends than from our enemies. Having said all that, I recognize that it's much easier for us to criticize the occasional Jeremiah Wright than it is for conservatives to disagree with the multitude of bible-thumpers that provide their political muscle: James Dobson, Tim LaHaye, Roy Moore, Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps, Randall Terry, and Donald Wildmon. Hitchens names a few more names at Slate, providing my Quote of the Day:

If you think Jeremiah Wright is gruesome, wait until you get a load of the next Chicago "Reverend," one James Meeks, another South Side horror show with a special sideline in the baiting of homosexuals. [...] ...his use of the term house nigger to describe those he doesn't like and for his view that it was "the Hollywood Jews" who brought us Brokeback Mountain. Meanwhile, the Republican nominee adorns himself with two further reverends: one named John Hagee, who thinks that the pope is the Antichrist, and another named Rod Parsley, who has declared that the United States has a mission to obliterate Islam. Is it conceivable that such repellent dolts would be allowed into public life if they were not in tax-free clerical garb? How true it is that religion poisons everything.

November 1, 2007

the perfect description

John Sinteur at Daily Irrelevant describes master homophobe Reverend Fred Phelps as “an asshole of metaphysically transcendent proportion” (h/t: Andrew Sullivan).

May 29, 2007

a distorted view of religion

Media Matters’ latest study, “Left Behind,” looks at media preference for conservative religious figures over liberal ones (the full report is here). The study observes that “coverage of religion not only overrepresents some voices and underrepresents others, it does so in a way that is consistently advantageous to conservatives:”

…close to 90 percent of Americans today self-identify as religious, while only 22 percent belong to traditionalist sects. Yet in the cultural war depicted by news media as existing across religious lines, centrist and progressive voices are marginalized or absent altogether. […] Despite the fact most religious Americans are moderate or progressive, in the news media it is overwhelmingly conservative leaders who are presented as the voice of religion. This represents a particularly meaningful distortion since progressive religious leaders tend to focus on different issues and offer an entirely different perspective than their conservative counterparts. [emphasis added]

Once again, the so-called “liberal media” outlets are doing conservatives’ bidding.

May 23, 2007

hatemongers^3

Michelangelo Signorile has the best commentary on the plot to blow up Fred Phelps and his protestors at Jerry Falwell's funeral:

Hatemonger dies. Hatemongers decide to protest his funeral, because the hatemongers even hate each other. Other hatemongers decide to blow up the protesting hatemongers in order to defend the original dead hatemonger.

Oh, and all this in the name of Jesus's love.


update (10:56am):
Gavin at Sadly, No! has an even better remark:

Honestly, in contemplating Fred Phelps getting blown up by a right-wing terrorist while waving anti-gay placards at Jerry Falwell’s funeral, ‘a tragedy averted’ is not the phrase that comes most readily to mind.

May 20, 2007

Newt's "great possibility"

I seriously doubt, after reading his commencement speech at Liberty University, (h/t: Eric at Classical Values) that Newt Gingrich will take a pass at the 2008 GOP presidential campaign.

There are two egregious failures in this address. The first is Newt’s repeated references—twelve, by my count—to “Dr Falwell,” in an attempt to give dogma the gloss of learning. I have mentioned Falwell’s lack of an earned doctoral degree before, as this does not appear to be common knowledge among his fans. (Interestingly, I have never heard Newt refer to Bill Clinton as “Dr Clinton,” despite the fact that Clinton also has three honorary doctorates. Double standards, though, are hardly new to Newt.)

The second issue I take with Gingrich’s speech is this passage:

A growing culture of radical secularism declares that the nation cannot publicly profess the truths on which it was founded. We are told that our public schools cannot invoke the Creator, nor proclaim the natural law, nor profess the God-given equality of human rights.

In hostility to American history, the radical secularist insists that religious belief is inherently divisive, and that public debate can only proceed on secular terms when religious belief is excluded.

In this contorted logic, the public square becomes more welcoming to the extent that it strips away and banishes all religious symbols and language.

Unfortunately, these false principles of secular absolutism have deeply penetrated the legal establishment. It is called upon to justify all sorts of judicial destruction. In New Jersey, school officials prevented a student from reading to the class his favorite story, because it came from the Bible. In Pennsylvania, a teacher's assistant was suspended because she wore a necklace with a cross. And in California, the nation's most persistent secularist has renewed his crusade to strike the words "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance.

[…]

We are supposed to invite all persons and all parties to the public debate. It is wrong to single out those who believe in God for discrimination. Yet today it is impossible to miss the discrimination against religious believers.

We often hear the need to celebrate free secular and artistic expression—but rarely for religious expression.

Too often, the courts have been biased against religious believers. This anti-religious bias must end.

The Carpetbagger Report has a few comments on this aspect of Newt’s speech:

I’m hard pressed to imagine what country Gingrich and the 12,000 people who applauded his worldview are living in. Out of the 535 members of Congress, 50 governors, the president, vice president, their cabinet, and nine Supreme Court justices, there is exactly one person — not one percent, just one guy — who does not profess a faith in God. If polls are to be believed, less than 5% of the population describes themselves as non-believers.

In the last presidential election, one candidate announced during a presidential debate, “My faith affects everything that I do, in truth…. I think that everything you do in public life has to be guided by your faith, affected by your faith.” This was John Kerry, the more secular candidate of the two.

The faithful added religion to the Pledge of Allegiance. They added religion to American currency. Both chambers of Congress not only have taxpayer-financed chaplains, but begin each day with a prayer. So much public money is available for religious ministries from the government, they’re hiring lobbyists to get more. The White House now has an Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives. Every year for the last six decades, presidents have declared a National Day of Prayer, and honor Christmas as a national holiday.

In our culture, religion is common in the media — I can’t remember any recent month in which Time and/or Newsweek didn’t feature religion as a cover story — almost exclusively in a positive light. In sporting events, celebrating athletes routinely express their religiosity. At awards ceremonies, entertainers routinely “give thanks to God” from the outset, usually to considerable applause.

Gingrich sees all of this and believes an “anti-religious bias” dominates U.S. society. Exactly how much more religiosity will it take before he’s satisfied? Or is it more likely that Gingrich and his receptive audience yesterday revel in some kind of delusional self-pity because a victim complex sells better than reality?

Gingrich’s latest book, Rediscovering God in America, is also helping to position his (potential) candidacy with the religious right. This supports the “great possibility” (in his own words) that Gingrich will run in 2008.

Newt’s potential candidacy is a great possibility, all right…for Democrats.


update (5/21 @ 9:26om):
Jeremy Leaming posted a review of Newt’s speech at Americans United, and noted that “Only in the minds of fervid Religious Right followers is America a nation of God-haters:”

The reality is that the nation remains a place more than welcoming of Christianity. Indeed, some could conclude that government celebrates Christianity to the exclusion of all other religions. This is a nation’s whose motto professes trust in God, whose public school students recite a pledge that acknowledges God and whose currency includes the proclamation, “In God We Trust.” Fundamentalist Christian personalities are still all over radio and television airwaves, and many of them sell tons of books. It truly borders on delusional for someone to claim that America is somehow anti-God.

May 17, 2007

more Hitchens on Falwell

In a follow-up to his earlier comments on the late Christianist, Christopher Hitchens appeared on Faux News' Hannity & Colmes to discuss Falwell's legacy. In this clip at YouTube, Hitchens refers to Falwell as "a vulgar fraud and crook," and Ralph Reed immediately began referring to him as "Dr Falwell." (Sorry, Reed: all of Falwell's three doctoral degrees were honorary, and only one of them was from an accredited institutions.)

Hannity took self-righteous umbrage at Hitchens' remarks, and the segment degenerated into contentious rambling and Hitchens' mention of Reed's links to GOP racketeer Jack Abramoff. The best line came just as the segment ended:

"If you gave Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

May 16, 2007

Hitchens on Falwell

Christopher Hitchens took on Falwell's poisonous legacy in this CNN clip on YouTube (h/t: PZ Myers at Pharyngula). These quotes are key:

...you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and to truth in this country if you'll just get yourself called "reverend." Who would, even at your network, have invited on such a little toad to tell us that the attacks of September the 11th were the result of our sinfulness and god's punishment if they hadn't got some kind of clerical qualification? People like that should be out in the street shouting and hollering with a cardboard sign, and selling pencils from a cup.

The whole consideration of this horrible little person is offensive to very, very many of us who have some regard for truth and for morality and who think that ethics do not require that lies be told to children by evil old men.

[...]

It's time to stop saying that because someone preaches credulity and credulousness [and] claims it is a matter of faith that we should respect him. The whole life of Falwell shows this is an actual danger: to democracy, to culture, to civilization. That's what my book is all about."


update (9:30pm):
In this column at Slate, Hitchens calls out Falwell's enablers: "the editors, producers, publicists, and a host of other media riffraff who allowed Falwell to prove, almost every week, that there is no vileness that cannot be freely uttered by a man whose name is prefaced with the word Reverend." Hitchens went on to excoriate Falwell for his post-9/11 comments:

In the time immediately following the assault by religious fascism on American civil society in September 2001, he used his regular indulgence on the airwaves to commit treason. Entirely exculpating the suicide-murderers, he asserted that their acts were a divine punishment of the United States. Again, I ask you to imagine how such a person would be treated if he were not supposedly a man of faith.

As I observed at the time of the infamous Falwell/Robertson exchange:

What bothers me most about comments like theirs (aside from how many people agree with them) is that ignorance and hatred are often overlooked in our country when cloaked in the dominant religions. Imagine the furor that would result if a Hindu or Muslim group (or an atheist one!) spouted crap like this on TV...but (some) Christians can get away with it. An idiot like Louis Farrakhan would need police protection just to show his face in public, but Robertson and Falwell are still on the air - just like every other day. [...] My gripe is that the zealots' desires for an American theocracy are excused and eventually forgotten. The accountability, somehow, never happens.

May 15, 2007

Jerry Falwell is dead

Andrew Sullivan makes the following observation at the death of one of the Religious Right's most notorious hate-mongers:

Since I can think of nothing good to say about him, I'll say nothing. And pray for the repose of his soul.

I will second the first sentence of Sullivan's sentiment.


update (3:21pm):
Vjack at Atheist Revolution comments that "A successor to his legacy of intolerance and hatred has not yet been announced." Erica Barnett has an extensive collection of obits at at Slog. The best comment I've read so far is: "Somewhere, Tinky Winky is laughing."


update 2 (3:43pm):
This cartoon (NSFW) epitomizes the animus Falwell so eagerly fostered; that it will now define his career is a matter for which he alone is culpable.


update 3 (4:19pm):
Matt Foreman of the NGLTF comments on Falwell's death here:

“The death of a family member or friend is always a sad occasion and we express our condolences to all those who were close to the Rev. Jerry Falwell. Unfortunately, we will always remember him as a founder and leader of America’s anti-gay industry, someone who exacerbated the nation’s appalling response to the onslaught of the AIDS epidemic, someone who demonized and vilified us for political gain and someone who used religion to divide rather than unite our nation.”

Falwell's faith should not allow his hateful rhetoric to become obscured. Take, for example, this outburst in the wake of 9/11:

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"

April 10, 2007

preaching evil

Chris Hedges writes at AlterNet about how the “Radical Christian Right Preaches Liberal Evil” by examining Tim (Left Behind) LaHaye’s “theology of despair:”

America, the crowd is told, is being ruled by evil, clandestine organizations that hide behind the veneer of liberal, democratic groups. These clandestine forces seek to destroy Christians. They spread their demonic, secular humanist ideology through front groups such as the American Civil Liberties Union, People for the American Way, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, the National Organization for Women, Planned Parenthood, the Trilateral Commission and "the major TV networks, high-profile newspapers and newsmagazines," the U.S. State Department, major foundations (Rockefeller, Carnegie, Ford), the United Nations, "the left wing of the Democratic Party" and Harvard, Yale "and 2,000 other colleges and universities." All of these groups have joined forces, LaHaye has warned, to "turn America into an amoral, humanist country, ripe for merger into a one-world socialist state."

As paranoid and delusional as Hedges’ fundagelical subjects are, the political power they wield is undeniable.

December 13, 2006

James Dobson attacks the Virgin Mary

AmTalibangelist James Dobson (founder and chair of Focus on the Phallus) doesn’t like the idea of Mary Cheney and Heather Poe raising a child, and he’s not afraid to shout his disdain from the pages of Time. Same-sex parenting—like same-sex marriage—is less a sign of political correctness than of recognition that civil equality is both a social good and a moral imperative. Anti-equality arguments such as Dobson’s may be couched in reasonable-sounding language of an “untested and far-reaching social experiment,” but his fears are not based on the facts.

The American Psychological Association reported in 2002 that:

…children who grow up with 1 or 2 gay and/or lesbian parents fare as well in emotional, cognitive, social, and sexual functioning as do children whose parents are heterosexual. Children's optimal development seems to be influenced more by the nature of the relationships and interactions within the family unit than by the particular structural form it takes.

The American Academy of Pediatrics concurred in 2004:

Gay and lesbian parents are as likely as heterosexual parents to provide healthy and supportive environments for their children. [...] Evidence also suggests that children of lesbian and gay parents have normal social relationships with peers and adults. Fears about children of lesbian or gay parents being sexually abused by adults, ostracized by peers, or isolated in single-sex lesbian or gay communities have received no scientific support.

The first researcher whose work was quoted in Dobson’s screed, Yale Medical School’s Kyle Pruett, has complained about right-wing distortions of his research, saying “There is to date no credible research that says children raised by gay and lesbian couples are at risk." The second one, NYU’s Dr Carol Gilligan, wrote a cease-and-desist letter to Dobson, saying that she was “mortified to learn that you had distorted my work this week in a guest column you wrote in Time Magazine.”

When actual science and Dobson’s homophobia are placed side-by-side, the choice should be obvious.

(Thanks to MediaMatters http://mediamatters.org/items/200612110002 and John at AmericaBlog for doing the legwork.)


update (12/14 @ 3:55pm):
Dr Pruett has also written to Dobson, specifically complaining about misrepresentation of his work: “There is nothing in my longitudinal research or any of my writings to support such conclusions.” Is Dobson capable of honesty, or has he been blinded by faith?


update 2 (12/14 @ 4:35pm):
Jennifer Chrisler of Family Pride has posted a reply to Dobson on Time’s website, “Two Mommies or Two Daddies Will Do Fine, Thanks,” doesn’t shy away from calling Dobson’s op-ed for what it is:

To say that Dobson is misinformed here would be inaccurate. He is simply lying. The people who are misinformed by these untruths are the readers of his material and those who publish his work without appropriately verifying his assertions.

She also calls Dobson to account for his anti-marriage stance:

When people like Dobson profess "concern" for the welfare of children, while simultaneously attacking those very children's parents and family structures, their insincerity becomes evident. If their paramount focus is truly the health and well-being of children, then we invite Dobson and his colleagues to join our fight to ensure that all loving families are recognized, respected, protected and celebrated.

Bravo!


update 3 (12/14 @ 9:20pm):
It looks like Dobson plagiarized nearly an entire paragraph (h/t: John at AmericaBlog) of his essay.

What a wanker.

December 9, 2006

a heartwarming holiday story

Rob Boston tells a heartwarming tale of the holidays at Americans United. Jerry Falwell’s legal pitbulls (who go by the moniker “Liberty Counsel”) sued a school district to force it do distribute religious notices to students. A local Unitarian-Universalist church distributed a flier for an educational program about “the traditions of December and their origins, followed by a Pagan ritual to celebrate Yule.” The fundies blew a gasket: of course religious freedom shouldn’t apply to anyone but them! Boston wrote about “a conservative Christian blogger in the county complained about finding the flier in her child’s folder:”

Apparently unaware of Falwell’s role in bringing it about, the blogger who goes by the name Cathy, noted disclaimer language at the bottom of the flier noting that the event is not connected to the school and wrote, “They [the school officials] aren’t endorsing or sponsoring this? Then it shouldn’t have been included in the Friday folders. The Friday folders have never been used for any thing other than school work and school board and/or County sanctioned/sponsored programs.”

She then fumed that a “pagan ritual” is “an educational experience my children don’t need.”

Well, Cathy and Jeff, it’s a new day. Your pals Falwell and Staver have opened up this forum, and now everyone gets to use it. Isn’t that what you wanted all along – freedom of religion? That freedom means all religions – even ones you don’t happen to like.

Bravo!

November 5, 2006

Sullivan on Haggard

Andrew Sullivan’s “quote of the day” is from disgraced evangelist Ted Haggard, who described his same-sex desires this morning as “repulsive and dark.” Sullivan responds, in part:

One day, he may realize, and I pray he does, that the only dark and repulsive thing is the closet, the betrayal of his wife and children, the destruction of a church, and the demonization of others in the same boat - all as a function of his own inability to face the truth. What is dark and repulsive is dishonesty.

There is no commandment not to be gay. There is a commandment not to bear false witness. Haggard bore false witness - to himself, to his wife, to his traumatized kids, to his fellow gay men and women. repeatedly, pathologically, self-destructively. The right response for Christians is compassion and forgiveness. But also hope: hope that this will help spread the truth about what being gay actually is.

Face it, Ted. Face the truth. It will set you - and so many others - free. [emphasis added]

November 4, 2006

the anti-intellectual arrogance of Ted Haggard

This video at YouTube of Richard Dawkins and Ted Haggard—from Dawkins’ The Root of All Evil documentary— is well worth viewing. There is a priceless exchange where Haggard accuses Dawkins of “intellectual arrogance,” as if anything were more arrogant than claiming that shallow knowledge of a single book makes one’s judgment intrinsically superior to the accumulated expertise of everyone who disagrees.

There is another, slightly longer, clip here.

(Thanks to Andrew Sullivan for the tip.)

September 21, 2006

crackpot Christians

Walter Uhler has posted the third piece in his series on “Crackpot Christians” at HuffPo: “Bush and the Third Great Awakening.” (I commented on his previous pieces here.) Uhler quotes extensively from Reinhold Niebuhr, lamenting that, “America now appears incapable of producing such formidable Christian heavyweights.”

Instead, we get "theologians" like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson and D. James Kennedy, who appear incapable of judging the Bush administration's illegal, immoral invasion of Iraq as Niebuhr surely would - in strict accordance with Christian ethics.

September 15, 2006

Dick Armey on James Dobson

Here’s a great quote from Dick Armey, discussing the corrosive influence of the AmTaliban with Ryan Sager:

Where in the hell did this Terri Schiavo thing come from? There’s not a conservative, Constitution-loving, separation-of-powers guy alive in the world that could have wanted that bill on the floor. That was pure, blatant pandering to [Focus on the Family President] James Dobson. That’s all that was. It was silly, stupid, and irresponsible. Nobody serious about the Constitution would do that. […] … Dobson and his gang of thugs are real nasty bullies.

(Thanks to Andrew Sullivan for the tip.)

August 1, 2006

conservatives with conscience

The NYT reports on Gregory Boyd, an evangelical conservative preacher of a suburban St. Paul church “packed mostly with politically and theologically conservative, middle-class evangelicals.” Following on the heels of fellow evangelical Randall Balmer, author of Thy Kingdom Come, Boyd has written a new book: The Myth of a Christian Nation: How the Quest for Political Power Is Destroying the Church. Boyd has also dared to stake out a non-doctrinaire position from the pulpit, which has cost his church about 1,000 of its 5,000 members. Here is a sample:

“America wasn’t founded as a theocracy…America was founded by people trying to escape theocracies. Never in history have we had a Christian theocracy where it wasn’t bloody and barbaric. That’s why our Constitution wisely put in a separation of church and state.”

It’s not a surprise that so many parishioners found that truth difficult to hear; one hopes that those who remain will continue to listen, and perhaps to read.

July 24, 2006

Robertson and Coulter: a match made in…

MediaMatters posted a transcript of Pat Robertson’s interview with Ann Coulter. I would hazard a guess, Ms. Coulter, that most liberals haven’t exhibited the desired amount of umbrage at being called “godless” because they’ve grown weary of responding to your slanders and libels. You have proven yourself to be such a dishonest commentator that it is only your deliberately inflammatory rhetoric that causes anyone to take your words seriously. I take some comfort in this exchange:

ROBERTSON: And you also, I will, I've got -- they are telling me we're out of time. I will end on this. You also point out, very cogently, that if same-sex beings tried to mate under natural selection, they should be automatically eliminated from the gene pool.

COULTER: That's right.

ROBERTSON: Yeah.

COULTER: Fortunately, the religion of liberalism believes in miracles, so they can hold together completely contradictory beliefs at one time.

ROBERTSON: So you can be biologically born that way, but at the same time the genetic code seems to indicate you would be automatically selected away --

COULTER: Right.

ROBERTSON: -- in the survival of the fittest just for the mere fact you do not reproduce.

COULTER: That's right.

We can be thankful that neither Robertson nor Coulter has reproduced, removing their worthless legacy from the gene pool. Would that their memes could suffer the same fate.

July 12, 2006

Harvey Cox on "Old-Time Religion"

Harvey Cox writes about “Old-Time Religion” in the Boston Globe, and discusses “the rise of a younger and more moderate leadership among evangelicals” as a response to the “moral fundamentalism” of right-wing preachers like Falwell, Robertson, and Dobson. Cox writes that “as the religious right begins to lose its former vitality, something else has begun to emerge in the American evangelical world that could have even longer-lasting significance: the reappearance of a politically progressive evangelicalism.”

One reason the future may belong to these new evangelicals is that they take the life and teaching of Jesus more seriously than the religious right, which bases its positions not on the gospels, but on what they call “traditional values" and “family values." But Jesus himself had little to say about family values; rather, he emphasized love of neighbor, and even of the enemy. And he often criticized the “traditional values" of his own time so harshly that the anxious guardians of those traditions viewed him as a menace.

[…] The progressive social impulse of early 20th century evangelicalism appears to be making a comeback in an America sadly in need of a vision that is both spiritually vital and politically forward looking.

Jeff Sharlet has some questions about “Fundamentalism’s Power Principle” at The Revealer, noting that proximity to political power causes distance from theological purity:

Are there real changes in the ideology of the many mini-movements that comprise the Christian Right? Are ordinary believers seriously reconsidering their political commitments? Are they re-visiting scripture and changing their minds about what it means?

Those are questions we can't answer by following the fads of power preacher popularity.

July 10, 2006

because you can’t tell the players without a score card

Rob Boston has posted a useful list of the “Top 10 Power Brokers of the Religious Right” at AlterNet, based on their financial might and political clout. Boston lists the usual suspects, along with the bogeymen (such as “secular humanism” and the “radical homosexual agenda”) that sustain their fear-based fundraising. The list is adequate, but it could have been far more extensive.

May 24, 2006

Robertson lies again

Rob Boston at AU’s “Wall of Separation” has the most detailed piece I’ve seen on Pat Robertson’s latest lie: to boost sales of his protein shake, Robertson claims that he can leg-press 2,000 pounds! Clay Travis writes on CBS SportsLine that:

There is no way on earth Robertson leg presses 2,000 pounds. That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra's capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst. Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time? And how does he still have vision?

Boston rebukes Robertson this way:

Here’s quick reminder to Pat Robertson: The Ten Commandments you so often laud mention lying – and they don’t recommend it.

March 28, 2006

another right-wing religious persecution complex…

Tom Krattenmaker’s “A War on Christians? No.” at Yahoo News is a good rebuttal to the persecution complexes of those behind the “War on Christians” conference that began yesterday in Washington. Krattenmaker notes that “the rhetoric of persecution from Scarborough and his fellows rings false. A war on Christians?” and continues:

It sounds more like an exaggerated scare tactic aimed at grabbing attention, rallying the troops and sowing deeper division between the opposing sides in the ongoing debate over the proper role of religion in the public square.

Worse, it trivializes the true persecution of Christians in the early history of the church and the real abuse unleashed on Christians today in some corners of the world. Christians in America are hardly being thrown to the lions.

[…]

So, for our domestic debates, let's find a more appropriate, more sober vocabulary. Many words might describe what's going on between conservative Christians and their political opponents today. "War"? That's not one of them.

(Thanks to Lya Kahlo at Escapee from the Meme Machine for the tip. She noted, in a perfectly apt description of Christianist paranoia, that “Whenever Goliath pretends to be David, it's pathetic and tragically funny.”)

March 16, 2006

American Family Association founder lies again

Donald Wildmon, founder of the AFA, has a vested interest in lying about the LGBT community; without demonization as a source of his fear-based fundraising, much of his own income would evaporate. One of his favorite tactics is to portray non-straight Americans as economic elitists, creating envy and jealousy among those who don’t know better, despite reliable surveys that show no wide disparity between people of different sexual orientations.

Wildmon claims that “the average homosexual makes four times more than I do,” but MediaMatters shows that, once again, the facts aren’t on his side. (Are they ever?) Wildmon was paid over $97,000 by the AFA in 2004, not including over $13,000 in benefits. If he were correct in his comparison, that would put the income of the “average homosexual” at nearly $400,000 per year.

On what planet does Wildmon live?

January 11, 2006

Melissa Rogers "Religious Freedom for All"

Melissa Rogers, visiting professor of religion and public policy at Wake Forest University Divinity School, notes in “Religious Freedom for All” some of the distortions promulgated at the Family Research Council’s “Justice” Sunday III event. The event’s flyer read “From our founding forward, Americans have celebrated liberty and honored God in ways both public and private. Now activist judges seek to end all mention of God in the public square,” and Rogers observes that:

If the goal of this effort is to cause religious people to feel fear, alienation and anger, it succeeds brilliantly. If the goal is to tell them the truth, it’s a miserable failure.

Faux persecution was indeed the event’s goal, and factual distortions were the means toward that end. Rogers debunks several of these distortions throughout her article (e.g., FRC President Tony Perkins’ claim that “our children don’t have a right to pray” and FRC’s allegation that the judiciary shows “hostility toward the church and Christianity in particular").

Rogers concludes this way:

The rhetoric and advocacy positions of the Family Research Council and its partners reveal that … they want to reintroduce school-sponsored prayer in a variety of settings and ensure that the government has wide latitude to erect religious monuments and otherwise endorse religion. They express a broad desire to use the machinery of the state to promote their faith.

Understandably, many non-Christians are alarmed by this agenda. As a Baptist Christian, I am alarmed as well. […] While its rulings on these issues have not been perfect, the Supreme Court deserves great credit for striking the right balance. It’s a balance Christians should seek to preserve rather than undo.

January 9, 2006

"Justice" Sunday III

The Washington Post article has an article, “Christian Right Mobilizes For Judge: Conservative Tilt Sought on Bench,” covering yesterday’s fundamentalist festival over Alito’s nomination, Justice Sunday III. The article quotes Greater Exodus Baptist Church (Philadelphia PA) pastor Rev. Herbert H. Lusk II, who it described as “a Bush supporter whose organization has received more than $1 million in federal grants under the administration's Faith Based Initiative” as saying:

"My friends, don't fool with the church because the church has buried a million critics. And those the church has not buried, the church has made funeral arrangement for."

I don’t know what passes for sermons at his church, but that sounds rather like a threat. Who does he consider to be “church critics?” Atheist groups? The ACLU? Everyone on the Left? As Andrew Sullivan observes:

Every now and again, you see the violent and intolerant subtext of fundamentalist Christianity - especially with respect to their opponents - emerge into the mainstream daylight.

With all due respect to Sullivan, fundamentalist violence and intolerance is hardly a “subtext” these days. As anyone on the pro-choice side of the abortion debate will attest, the Right’s propensity for violence has been out in the open for years. It’s well past time for religious moderates to publicly condemn this kind of rhetoric, before the wingnuts start terrorizing “church critics” with faux anthrax mailings, pipe bombs, and random assassinations.

January 5, 2006

more Pat Robertson wingnut theology

Media Matters has the goods on Pat Robertson’s declaration that Ariel Sharon’s stroke was because:

He was dividing God's land, and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, the United Nations or United States of America. God said, "This land belongs to me, you better leave it alone.”

Robertson also believes that "the same thing"—his god’s brutality—was responsible for the assassination of former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin. Andrew Sullivan has the best commentary:

Here are the specific responses to Ariel Sharon's stroke by two leading fundamentalists in the world, Pat Robertson and Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. Julian cites them below.
Robertson:

"He was dividing God’s land. And I would say, Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations or the United States of America. God says, This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone."

Ahmadinejad:

"Hopefully the news that the criminal of Sabra and Shatila has joined his ancestors is final."

The difference, of course, is that only one of these maniacs is on Karl Rove's A-list rolodex.

I listen to Robertson—and other wingnuts—for various reasons, but I don’t understand why people believe him. Robertson hasn’t issued any statements about how much his god hates West Virginia coal miners, because that fits neither his political agenda nor that of those who fund him.

November 10, 2004

Jerry Falwell issues fatwah, supports anti-marriage amendment

Satire is alive and well:

*****

"America has once again been threatened by Radical Clerics. In a videotaped message, Conservative Imam Jerry Falwell has issued a Fatwah against what he perceives to be the Infidels in the Liberal northern and western parts of the country..." (unconfirmedsources.com)

*****

"White House Department of Faith Proposal to Amend US Constitution to Conform to Biblical Principles Regarding Marriage" (whitehouse.org)

Enjoy!

September 30, 2001

I wanted to puke when I saw this

I made this comment via email [17 September 2001] about Falwell and Robertson’s blaming the 9/11 terrorist attack on “the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians […] the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America:”

After last week’s tragedies, I didn’t think anything could shock me...until the U.S. version of the Taliban made their “moral” pronouncements.

I received this response [18 September 2001]:

I do believe that the secularization of America has contributed to our societal problems in many ways not yet fully understood. But the terrorist attacks of last Tuesday were not related to our internal problems, and to suggest that we 'deserve' what happened is outrageous.

There will be many who will try to use this atrocity as proof that they were right about their religious views, or their political views, or whatever. Those people must be ignored, but what they say must be remembered so that when the smoke clears we can hold them accountable.

I responded in slightly more detail [18 September 2001]:

What bothers me most about comments like theirs (aside from how many people agree with them) is that ignorance and hatred are often overlooked in our country when cloaked in the dominant religions. Imagine the furor that would result if a Hindu or Muslim group (or an atheist one!) spouted crap like this on TV...but (some) Christians can get away with it. An idiot like Louis Farrakhan would need police protection just to show his face in public, but Robertson and Falwell are still on the air - just like every other day.

About secularization: our transition from a primarily Judeo-Christian population to a more eclectic one hasn't been trouble-free, but our diversity is ultimately more a strength than a weakness. The ideals of our founders have done - and will continue to do - a far better job holding our nation together than any religious mythology ever could.

My gripe is that the zealots' desires for an American theocracy are excused and eventually forgotten. The accountability, somehow, never happens. That said, I would note that this tragedy has brought forth most people's best inclinations. Seeing other people at their worst, preaching the doctrine of blame-your-neighbor, is more jarring than usual by comparison.

to which I received this response [19 September 2001]:

This country was founded on, and became great by adhering to, Judeo-Christian principles. We "transition" away from those principles at our peril.

If I wanted to offend as many people as possible, and at the same time make sure that very few of them would listen to me with an open mind, I would sprinkle my conversations with phrases like "religious mythology".

I have found that, percentage wise, intolerance seems to be spread pretty evenly amongst people of all faiths and those of no faith. I believe that intolerance is a true enemy of civilized society.

As usual, I spent some time contemplating these words before formulating a detailed response. Clarity and brevity were at cross-purposes, so it is a lengthy reply:

As far as Falwell, Robertson, and “holding them accountable” for their comments: I predicted at the time that they would get away with it, and – surprise! – after some lame denials/apologies their blame-America-first rants were largely excused. If they expect to be taken seriously as socio-political commentators, then they shouldn’t fault others for accurately reporting their statements.

This is Falwell whining that reports of his exact words were somehow “out of context:”

“Despite the impression some may have from news reports today, I hold no one other than the terrorists and the people and nations who have enabled and harbored them responsible for Tuesday's attacks on this nation. I sincerely regret that comments I made during a long theological discussion on a Christian television program yesterday were taken out of their context and reported, and that my thoughts -- reduced to sound bites -- have detracted from the spirit of this day of mourning.”

Here is Falwell implying that his assignment of blame would be acceptable at another time, and calling his baseless attacks “theological convictions:”

“…I singled out for blame certain groups of Americans. This was insensitive, uncalled for at the time, and unnecessary as part of the commentary on this destruction. […] I obviously did not state my theological convictions very well and I stated them at a bad time.”

This is the text of Robertson’s “retraction.” It is odd that his initial reaction to Falwell’s statement, which he had allegedly “not fully understood,” was to immediately respond, “Well, I totally concur.”

“Rev. Falwell…uttered a political statement of blame directed at certain segments of the population that was severe and harsh in tone, and, frankly, not fully understood by the three hosts of The 700 Club who were watching Rev. Falwell on a monitor. It was this brief interchange with Rev. Falwell that was picked up by People For The American Way, who for approximately the past fifteen years have taped every single telecast of The 700 Club and unfortunately take statements out of context and spin them to the press for their own political ends. Rev. Falwell has issued a pointed clarification of his statement, and Dr. Robertson said on Fox News’ The Edge that he considered the remarks ‘totally inappropriate.’”

To my knowledge, only Diane Sawyer called Falwell on the inappropriateness of his remarks:

SAWYER: "Because you've said things like this before. Pagans, abortionists, secularists, the ACLU, gays, all these lists of people. I want to know, do you believe that they provoke the wrath of God, that they--that they endanger America? "

[Some dissembling follows before Falwell grudgingly admits…]

FALWELL: "I do not believe they endanger America. I misspoke totally and entirely."

Later in the interview, Falwell referred to his original comment as a “stupid statement.” (I suspect that he only started apologizing because clips of his anti-freedom rant were circulating on the Internet.)

Falwell has a long history of being on the wrong side of social progress. In 1963, he spoke against civil rights, declaring that, “it should be considered civil wrongs rather than civil rights” and labeling it “a terrible violation of human and private-property rights.” His “civil wrongs” rhetoric is now usually targeted toward gays and non-fundamentalists, but I don’t want his hatred of our precious freedoms in the wake of 9/11 to disappear down the memory hole again.

I’m not being facetious when I say this, but I’m curious about what you mean by America’s adherence to “Judeo-Christian principles.” The principles I see as most important to our nation are all secular ones: a representative government with limited and separated powers, a recognition of inalienable rights specifically protected by statute, and separation of church and state. To the best of my knowledge, none of these has a religious origin.

A truly Christian nation couldn’t have rebelled against England, since the Bible teaches obedience to authority instead of dissent. Beyond just the “render unto Caesar” remark (Luke 20:25), there are several others: Paul’s declaration that “the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation” (Romans 13:1-2), his order to rebellious Cretans “to be subject to principalities and powers, and to obey magistrates” (Titus 3:1), and his exhortation to “Submit yourselves for the Lord's sake to every authority instituted among men: whether to the king, as the supreme authority, or to governors, who are sent by him to punish those who do wrong and to commend those who do right.” (I Peter 2:13-14).

I also wonder how you see “secularization” contributing to social problems. I’m well aware that televangelists and their ilk view the lack of ideological conformity as a frightening prospect, but – following the lead of none other than Thomas Jefferson – I have never considered a religiously pluralistic nation to be a threatening concept. He said it most succinctly when commenting that, “it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.”

We apparently disagree about the proper height and permeability of the wall of separation between church and state. Jefferson, in his usual eloquence, provided the best justification for separation that I’ve seen:

“It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. […] Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. The several sects perform the office of censor morum over each other. Is uniformity attainable? Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the earth.” [Notes on Virginia]

Some of the rhetoric I’ve read (such as calling the elimination of mandated school prayer “kicking God out of school,” as if an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent deity would be deterred by statute) is truly incredible, as is Robertson’s errant opinion that the separation of church and state is “a lie of the left.”

Religious pluralism (or secularization, if you prefer) is, of course, not a recent issue: In an attempt to give some kind of official recognition to Christianity, some assemblymen tried to insert an acknowledgment of “Jesus Christ, the holy author of our religion” into Jefferson’s Virginia Bill for Religious Freedom. Jefferson himself remarked that this effort “was rejected by a great majority, in proof that they meant to comprehend, within the mantle of its protection, the Jew and the Gentile, the Christian and the Mahometan, the Hindoo, the infidel of every denomination.”

In much the same vein, Lincoln dismissed The National Reform Association’s proposed ‘Christian nation’ amendment to the Constitution. A supposed atonement for the Civil War, which – shades of Falwell – they viewed as God’s wrath at our secular Constitution, the proposal would have added the words "humbly acknowledging Almighty God as the source of all authority and power in civil government, the Lord Jesus Christ as the Ruler among the nations, [and] His revealed will as the supreme law of the land, in order to constitute a Christian government" to the Constitution’s preamble. Congress ignored the proposal for nine years and the Judiciary Committee of the House of Representatives rejected it, noting that our nation was founded:

“to be the home of the oppressed of all nations of the earth, whether Christian or pagan, and in full realization of the dangers which the union