Ben & Jerry's "Hubby Hubby" ice cream

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Ben & Jerry's has temporarily renamed their "Chubby Hubby" ice cream to "Hubby Hubby" in honor of Vermont's move to marriage equality,and some conservative commentators don't like it one bit. Debbie Schlussel, for example, has tried to parody B&J's pro-marriage stance, but her new suggested flavors (RuPaul Black Raspberry, George Michael Elton John Swirl Sorbet) merely demonstrate that humor isn't her forte.

ChristWire.org parodies the Right's homophobia very well in "Ben and Jerry's Wants Kids to Eat Semen Flavored Ice Cream" (h/t: From the Left):

We all know gays use candy, puppies and toys to lure young boys into their sugar plum sex fantasy homes and we know children LOVE ice cream, so what better way to shove gayness down white male boy's throats then to name a ice cream after the act of two men shoving each other's twinkie puffs into one another's sin holes.

This will brand "GAY FRIENDLY" to children. This will make "GAY" look normal because it is on ice cream, YEAH!

From studies and reports we have also found that this ice cream was concocted to taste just like male sperm.

It's easier to parody paranoid lunacy than sensible egalitarianism, so ChristWire does have an easier task at generating genuine humor. I clicked through some of the ChristWire site, and I wouldn't hesitate to put them in the same league as Landover Baptist Church--one of the snarkiest of sites, and always a joy to read.

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