"retire Bush" winner

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The winner of The Nation's "Retire Bush" contest was announced in today's issue:

George W. Bush should host a revised version of the TV reality show The Biggest Loser, on which corporate executives compete weekly for the most colossal management debacle. The winner gets a $200 million severance package and a presidential pardon.


I guess it's time to reveal my submission. After toying around with this

Dubya plans on being a product tester for a prominent pretzel manufacturer.

and this,

Never has the gulf between "should do" and "will do" seemed so unbridgeable. Bush should do time after leaving office; instead, he'll probably go back to clearing brush at his faux ranch.

I submitted this one:

After leaving office, Bush will join Laura in promoting literacy with this slogan: "Reading comprehension means understanding a PDB as well as The Pet Goat."

Congratulations to the winner and the runners-up!

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