best. headline. ever.
Cenk Uygur writes at HuffPo that “Islamic Countries Can Suck Jesus's Chocolate Covered Cock.” He comments on the controversy over ChocoChrist (AKA “My Sweet Lord”) this way:
By the way, if Jesus never had an orgasm the whole time he was alive (no premarital sex, no masturbation), he must have walked around with the biggest hard on in creation. How do you depict blue balls in chocolate?
Considering that Easter is just around the corner, I wonder: does one nibble off the ears first?