Bill Nemitz at the Portland Press Herald writes about the experience of being a victim of Ann Coulter’s plagiarism using a fictitious phone call:
I've tried and tried to reach you, but you haven't called back. (I got close once, but your publicist said you lost your voice from talking too much, which we agreed was ironic.) So I figured since this newspaper is already in the business of putting words in your mouth, we might as well have a little fun while we're at it.
It’s a good read.
(Thanks to The Rude Pundit for the tip.)